Excited to use my new coffee machine
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
i think the weirdest thing about tumblr is how you can follow someone for a long time and learn their whole life story right down to their little quirks and in your head they’re almost like friends but to them you can be like just one notification on their dash every now and then and that’s it
Lost 9lbs this week
you are more beautiful than you think.
Aw wow, I want to be drawn by a Forensic Artist
this is amazing
Wait…those…aren’t real? What.