Gracie showing off her first tooth!
nayx:
strength in numbers guys “splitting up to cover more ground” is just directly translated to “being picked off one by one in colourful and distinguished ways by an omniscient and omnipotent killer in this plot-hole infested unrealistic shithole of a film”
“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces.
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
god damn
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
same
Just phoned the NHS 111 helpline number and they were going to send me an emergency ambulance
Wot
I told them definitely not to do that of course
Cute as
“Tearful” by Christina K
Wow
